Host Unknown, still supports the little people

Host Unknown, the undisputed leader in information-security based videos made by three random men out of London isn’t one to crave the spotlight.

It is why the group that podcasts, sings, acts, and dances, have been maintaining a low profile over the last year.

But that isn’t to say the group has cut down on it’s behind the scenes philanthropic mission.

A few weeks ago, Host Unknown was proud to sponsor BsidesLondon, providing the attendees with a wonderful selection of lanyards.

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One attendee said,

“This is the best lanyard I’ve ever received at a conference. I’m never taking this off, even when I sleep at night. It’s a symbol of quality right there. If I could ever meet Host Unknown, I’d shake their hand.” – Lom Thangford

Not just content with sponsoring one Bsides, the group also made a sizeable lanyard donation to BSidesAthens.

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The sponsorship clearly had an impact as one attendee said, “As soon as I heard Host Unknown had sponsored Bsides Athens, I booked a ticket and flight over. When Host Unknown puts its name to something, you know it’s the seal of approval.” – Mavvad Jalik.

Not wanting to stop at lanyards, Host Unknown is also proudly supporting SteelCon in Sheffield, agreeing to host the wildly popular quiz night.

One attendee said, “We don’t get many nice things up here in Sheffield, not since my dad got laid off from the mill. But when I heard that Host Unknown were coming up and organising the quiz, it was as if all my Christmases had come at once. I’ll be right at the front hoping to catch the eye of the three men who’ve inspired me to remain strong and follow my dreams.” Agny Andreas

Accepting Risks

risksOne could argue that life is all a series of risks. Sometimes we remain in a state of ignorant bliss. Other times, we are aware of risks and take measures to mitigate it. But sometimes we choose to accept the risk.

Accepting risk is not a bad thing. Quite the opposite. Without risk acceptance, there would be no innovation. The reservoir of great ideas would dry up and bankers would have to make do make ends meet with mere six figure bonuses. Risk acceptance is the grown up thing to do. “We understand the risk, and chose to accept it. It’s the cost of doing business.”

But the question is whether some of the risks businesses accept are “unreasonable”. Like creating a toy that captures children’s information. Such as their name, address, birthday, photo, parents details, and allergies – then taking this information and putting it on an insecure website.  We don’t mean a website that is accessible over HTTP minus the S. But a website so insecure that it makes OWASP training websites look ‘military grade secure’ by comparison.

Thankfully though, whenever a company is breached and millions of customer records are exposed – a company can merely shrug and say sorry.  All the time while assuring they ‘take security seriously’.  Customers don’t like it.  Troy Hunt will upload the data to haveibeenpwned.com and the world will grit their teeth and take it.  This is the seedy world of corporate risk acceptance.  The terrifying underbelly of cyber-actuarial tables (if such a thing exists).

The point is that you can’t innovate and deliver new functionality to customers by building a secure website. Or waste precious time ensuring your hardware is hacker-proof. If you do, your competitors will have leapfrogged you.  Not to mention, no customer would want to pay a premium on your offering just because you say it’s more secure than the others.

Or maybe the real question is “how secure do I need it to be?”.

Host Unknown presents: Accepted the Risk (A Risk Management strategy for removing blockers to productivity)

Why waste time remediating when you can simply accept the risk?

@HostUnknownTV bring to life a Risk Manager who gets the balance of risk management very wrong.  Are the CISA auditors being inflexible or did Javvad skip a module on his CRISC?

Love it? Hate it? Leave a comment below!

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Produced by Mahmoud El-Azzeh @mantheycallmoo

Directed by Mahmoud El-Azzeh

Director of Photography – Caleb Wissun-Bhide

1st Assistant Cameraman – Iustin Filip-Mucenic

Editor – Lara Blanco

VFX and Colour Grading – Timothy Greenfield

 

Starring

Javvad Malik

Andy Agnês

Thom Langford

 

Dancers provided by Epika Dance http://www.epikadance.com/

Emiko Jane Ishii

Martha

 

Extras

Pauline Singh

Lee Munson

 

An Elazayan Films Production

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Now even more ways to get your Host Unknown Goodness

HU Podcast LogoNever let it be said that Host Unknown jumps on a bandwagon; they prefer to create their own path in this industry, and do things their way, whatever the personal cost. It explains a lot.

Therefore, Host Unknown is proud to announce the release of their very first “iAudioBlog”, an entirely new way of disseminating their unique viewpoints of the information security industry to even more of the masses discerning listening public. The more cynical of you may see this as simply a Podcast, but Host Unknown think of it as so much, much more than that. Even just getting the three egos into one room was challenging enough, let alone having to restrain Andy from his infosec tourettes, stop Jav from dominating everything by mentioning his new employer at every turn, and stop Thom falling asleep at regular intervals. How they even managed to get special guests to appear on such a show like this is simply just another sign of how committed they are to their craft.

Unfortunately host Unknown have had to conform to the strictures of modern iAudioBlog listening and have submitted their pilot blog to iTunes for review and dissemination through their “Podcast” channel. As soon as it is published we will inform everyone, but if you can wait, you can listen to it right her, right now!

Of course, this now means you can vote for Host Unknown in more than just the Best Security Video Blog, but also the Best Security Podcast. Host Unknown consider this a very reasonable quid pro quo.

Look out for our iAudioBlog on iTunes soon!

 

Behind the scenes of the 2014 Christmas film

ThomLangford_2014-Nov-28An accurate recollection of events by Javvad Malik

When I created Host Unknown, I bought over the annual tradition of collaborating with Twist and Shout to produce an annual film to help spread cheer and security awareness throughout the land.

It started with my critically acclaimed role as the Elf-CISO in Santa got hacked

Followed by the sequel that everyone said was an even better follow up than Terminator 2 was.

Finally, I bought Thom and Andy into the inner circle and gave them supporting roles as two of the wise men in last years film.

So, it was with some excitement I was glad that we got together again to shoot our 2014 Securi-stmas film. Instructions were simple enough to turn up to our location – but as the old saying goes in the movie business, never work with kids, animals, Thom or Andy.

Thom had an 80’s party to get to and thought it would be alright if he just turned up in his retro gear, complete with ‘Frankie says relax” shirt and walkman, whereas Andy came in what appeared to be a bargain burka he picked up at the Black Friday sales.

Needless to say, what was supposed to be an easy two hour shoot was still there four hours late mainly due to the inability of Andy ‘9 takes’ Agnes’ to remember three lines.

My heartfelt sympathies go out to Richard who will be editing this one.

Stay secure my friends, Jav.

An accurate recollection of events by Thom Langford

When I created Host Unknown, it became immediately apparent to me that in order to get the two novices of the team, Javvad and Andy, some better exposure and to practise their “skills” in front of the camera, such as they were, they needed to learn quite a few tricks from this old dog.

My unique style and approach that I wanted to bring to HostUnknown was already getting recognised even in something as simple as my blog writing, winning the Best personal security Blog of 2013.

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This was followed just 12 months later by my winning the 2014 award. Both Javvad and Andy were starting to see the influence that hanging around with me could bring

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Last year I thought they were both ready for something a bit more special, and was able to bring them into the cast of last years Christmas film in supporting, if minor roles, as two of the wise men. I was of course cast as the lead wise man (why else put me in the front?!)

This year I thought we could repeat the success of last years films. It was with some trepidation though that I organised the shoot, coordinated the script, paid for the director and cameraman and arranged for some serious actors to appear. After all, Javvad and Andy would need all the help they could to look good on film.

I thought that even they couldn’t get simple costumes wrong, so I allowed them to arrange their own. I pulled out my best party clothes and looked, I have to say, rather suave and debonair throughout the shoot. Unfortunately I think Jav came straight from another court appearance and Andy from a Star Wars convention. I was disappointed once again, but really, what else could I expect from either of them. Will I never learn?

We had scheduled three hours for the shoot, but with Jav and his cries of “line? LINE? LINE!” throughout the day, and Andy’s “takes to performances” ratio dramatically increasing again, we were there until very late, making me late to my club once again. I was able to speed things along by completing all of my shots in one take of course.

I hope you like the film; I know the editor will have a very tough time with Javvad and Andy’s sections, but I understand much of what they say, and in fact do, can be covered up in post production. My thanks and apologies go to the real professionals in the shoot; I know we all did a sterling job in the face of true, amateur hour, adversity.

Best wishes to all of you lovely people,

Thom

An accurate recollection of events by Andy Agnês

When I first created Host Unknown, I had no idea what I was letting myself in for and to be honest, the rewards do not come anywhere near the charitable effort which I put into it.  First up, fading Infosec “Rock Star” Javvad Malik; he comes with a heap of baggage you wouldn’t believe.  The founder of Twist & Shout came to me begging to help him get rid of Javvad – or as he put “that guy who suffers from delusions of grandeur”.  I’m someone who believes in fixing a problem rather than burying it and I asked how I could make the situation easier for Twist & Shout.  Identifying my ever-charitable mood, T&S begged for me to be part of future productions in order to keep a close eye on the “deluded ego-maniac”.

I explained that my hands were already tied after I committed to take elderly-statesman-breaking-into-security Langford under my wing.  T&S were so desperate for my services, when I said the only way I could be on set with them was if Thom was hanging on my coat tails, they knew that my presence, regardless of how small, would immediately make up for poor performances from Malik.  On that first day, I felt bad looking at Thom chewing crayons at the edge of the set that I declared the only way I could continue was if he had a speaking part too.  And thus a new tradition was born.

Directors and those in the know have affectionately referred to me as “The Water Carrier”.  In the same mold as footballing greats Didier Deschamps and Claude Makalele have earned the same descriptor.  I don’t know which characteristics of mine specifically people liken to the aforementioned legends but I would guess it was likely my high work-rate, tenacity, stamina, efficacy at lateral thinking while also being known for tactical intelligence, versatility, and leadership probably contributes to my understated reputation – But I very much prefer to remain in the background.

A Christmas video this year nearly didn’t happen owing to short notice.  Twist & Shout didn’t have faith in Javvad “Spoon feed me my lines” Malik and Thom “What year is it?” Langford being able to follow instructions but once I had taken responsibility for them, Jim was happy to proceed.  We focused on getting the lines right for them and agreed that we could script my part on the day with no worries whatsoever about me being able to deliver.

Thus what we have is the end result of me playing the part of 3 people (much like the running of Host Unknown).  A special thanks to the pro’s at Twist & Shout who put up with Thom and Jav as a favour to me.

I hope you like the fruits of our labour – be kind to the others when reviewing.

Lots of Love,

A

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