Host Unknown’s “It’s still Close to Christmas” Competition

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

Our collaboration with the Twist & Shout “Scrooge the CISO” film has gone down a storm, with critics and public claiming it to be “a masterpiece” and “absolute genius” which is quite surprising given our three presenters were involved.

We would like to keep the Christmas spirit alive for a few more weeks however, and so have decided to run a competition where you can win some exclusive and somewhat surprising prizes. The rules are simple:

  1. Watch the film again by clicking on the above image. Feel free to hit refresh multiple times to ensure your true appreciation of our work is counted in terms of views.
  2. Leave a comment exclaiming quite how much you enjoyed it. If you wish you could supply ideas for other films or other activities you think the boys should engage in.
  3. You agree to send us photos of yourself with the prizes if you win. We reserve the right to edit and/or modify them as we see fit.

On Friday 23rd January at 12:00hrs GMT we will pick three lucky winners to win one of of the following prizes each:

Thom’s T-Shirt and glasses from the shoot, as well as a one of it’s kind signed photograph!

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Javvad’s actual beard! (How else do you think he keeps it so tidy?)

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And finally, the inspiration behind Andy’s incredible acting skills, personally autographed by the man himself!

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Don’t delay, start viewing and commenting now! And remember, you can comment as much as you like, there is no limit to your imaginations and the boy’s egos.

Host Unknown Caption Competition; and the winner is…

Last week we announced an impromptu caption for a picture taken of our three presenters during one of their planning sessions. We were inundated with entries, and not surprising since the prize is an exclusive Host Unknown gift!

And now to announce our winner. Our heartiest congratulations go to @InfosecGeekLady, with the following:

HU Caption Winner

We will be sending your prize out very soon @InfosecGeekLady, we hope you like it!

Here is a selection of the very best of the other captions submitted, and thank you to everybody who took part and kept the boys feeling loved.

submitted by @GeekChickUK

“and you think we know what we’re talking about? Hehehe”

submitted by @atarii

“and then he said it must be in the flash controller… he still doesn’t realise it was just me with an infected floppy disk!”

submitted by @NodeZero_Linux

“and then he said CISSP is useful”

submitted by @wimremes

“Did you say PCI 3.0?!?”

submitted by @k3r3n3

“no one is reading your emails. we were only looking at metadata”

“sure we pay bug bounty fees – with a McDonald’s gift card!”

submitted by @infosecmo

“so a cyber, APT and cloud walk in to a bar…<redacted>…”

submitted by @krypt3ia

“and the ‘Most Creative manscaping’ award goes to…”

submitted by @_hoolers

“@ThomLangford & @sirjester get to see @J4vv4D’s new infosec rockstar moped”

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